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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 12:10

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
The "F1" Reviews Are In - Dark Horizons
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
—
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
No way
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...