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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 12:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Samsung's Galaxy Watch 4 is now nearing the end of its run - Android Police

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

The "F1" Reviews Are In - Dark Horizons

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists are attempting to resurrect the woolly mammoth but have just brought an unusual creature to life. - Stewartville Star

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Gut microbiome study links Parkinson's disease to environmental chemicals - Medical Xpress

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Will the United States allies share any major secrets with President Trump next year? Will Trump give our nuclear secrets to Russia and China?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Will norovirus surge early again this year? CDC urges tracking of new strain. - CBS News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

No way

Is there a musician who has publicly stated that they do not want their music played by the Trump campaign or at a Trump rally? If so, who and why?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Veteran fund manager reboots Palantir stock price target - TheStreet

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

You Can Own This Ultra-Rare Italian Viper - Motor1.com

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They Finally Opened the Moon – What Scientists Found Inside Changes Everything - The Daily Galaxy

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...